GEIN'S HARDWARE STORE

Watch this eccentric advertisement from the halcyon days of GEIN'S HARDWARE STORE. Founded in 1984, the store was hit among landscapers and construction managers, providing a unique supply of extremely effective and biodegradable tools. However, as business slowed and more customers complained about the odd consequences of using GEIN products, an investigation was launched into the matter. Further complications and scandals eventually led to the demise of GEIN's HARDWARE STORE, which permanently closed in 2006.

A Film by Alex Casanas



Music from public domain sources

NOTE: Being one of the earlier drafts of the police report, the scrolling text at the end is riddled with punctuation and spelling mistakes. The 2007 re-release corrected all errors that were present in the 2006 edition. However, further developments in the GEIN's HARDWARE STORE case prevented the 2007 re-release from ever being publicly shown.

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